Meet the Team
From strategy to chaos, they each have a role.
Whether they’re good at it… is another story.
Chief Scheduling Officer
Vanilla Latte
Organized, espresso-fueled, and a little scary when things go off-plan. Always has a clipboard. Probably made the team calendar three months in advance.
Director of Vibes & Heavy Lifting
Butterscotch Brownie
Chaotic good. Helpful in spirit, messy in execution. Strong, sweet, and will absolutely eat the batter if unsupervised.
Director of Order & Silent Judgment
Masala Chai
Calm. Capable. Quietly keeping everything together. Doesn’t cause chaos—just cleans it up. Raises one eyebrow and somehow you’re apologizing.
Head of Flavor Experiments
PB&J
Messy genius. Tried stuffing a cookie with gummy worms and called it “innovation.” Cannot be trusted with a piping bag.
Creative Director of Color Palettes
Mango Lassi
Design snob. Has opinions about your font. Described a glaze as “visually delicious” and meant it. Chose the brand colors. You’re welcome.
Senior Chaos Consultant
Matcha Strawberry
Scheming. Competitive. Once tried to rebrand the entire company “Puff & Matcha.” Created a secret club for elite flavors. Member count: 1.